danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

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slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

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hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen
hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen
hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen
hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen
hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen
hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

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acuddleinbelgravia:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

Halloween is soon I need to think of a good costume along these lines

bisexuals everywhere quietly rejoice

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If you see me at a con:

totalspiffage:

  • Please say hi
  • Please introduce yourself
  • I want to meet you too
  • If you’d like a hug, just ask
  • Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
  • Photos are cool too.
  • I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS

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fatasstofit:

1234marinescorps:

sheetsf0r-states:

liberals-are-so-strange:

My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….

I love this.

This is my new role model lol

Now try and tell me women are too weak to serve on the front lines

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the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

One of my good friends and roommate is making these knitted Baby Groots in a pot! She wanted me to toss them up here on tumblr and see if there was any interest in them because she might start selling them. She said she’s thinking about charging $15 plus shipping. Please send me an ask if you’re interested so I can get a good idea of how many of you might want one of these adorable babies! How can you resist that little Groot face? Please reblog and share with your friends! Thank yooooou.

Okay everyone, I got a ton of messages about this so my friend is officially taking orders on these adorable Baby Groots! Please go HERE for all of the information that you need! Thank you! the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

One of my good friends and roommate is making these knitted Baby Groots in a pot! She wanted me to toss them up here on tumblr and see if there was any interest in them because she might start selling them. She said she’s thinking about charging $15 plus shipping. Please send me an ask if you’re interested so I can get a good idea of how many of you might want one of these adorable babies! How can you resist that little Groot face? Please reblog and share with your friends! Thank yooooou.

Okay everyone, I got a ton of messages about this so my friend is officially taking orders on these adorable Baby Groots! Please go HERE for all of the information that you need! Thank you! the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

One of my good friends and roommate is making these knitted Baby Groots in a pot! She wanted me to toss them up here on tumblr and see if there was any interest in them because she might start selling them. She said she’s thinking about charging $15 plus shipping. Please send me an ask if you’re interested so I can get a good idea of how many of you might want one of these adorable babies! How can you resist that little Groot face? Please reblog and share with your friends! Thank yooooou.

Okay everyone, I got a ton of messages about this so my friend is officially taking orders on these adorable Baby Groots! Please go HERE for all of the information that you need! Thank you!

the-bucky-barnes:

the-bucky-barnes:

One of my good friends and roommate is making these knitted Baby Groots in a pot! She wanted me to toss them up here on tumblr and see if there was any interest in them because she might start selling them. She said she’s thinking about charging $15 plus shipping. Please send me an ask if you’re interested so I can get a good idea of how many of you might want one of these adorable babies! How can you resist that little Groot face? Please reblog and share with your friends! Thank yooooou.

Okay everyone, I got a ton of messages about this so my friend is officially taking orders on these adorable Baby Groots! Please go HERE for all of the information that you need! Thank you!

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